Prez and his shenanigans

"Sweetness, Sweetness. It's okay. Mommy's coming to get you. Don't cry. " says Prez.

"You know she can't hear you, right?" says Bubbles.

"I know, but I can hear me and I feel better now." says Prez.

Prez: "Mommy, I'm a man now!"

Me: "Really? How's that?"

Prez: "Ha-ha. I have a beard. Will you help me tape it on?"