While doing flashcards this morning.......
Prez: "How much time do I get for each card?"
Me: "Four seconds."
Prez: "Why can't it be ten?"
Me: "Okay, let's do five seconds because you're five years old."
Prez: "I wish I were ten years old. No, wait, I wish I were 93 years old."
While doing our reading lesson.....
Prez: "Katie and Debbie run briefly in the field of panties. Huh?"
Me: "No, honey read that last word again."
Prez: "field of pansies; oh, that makes more sense."
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